Saturday, August 15, 2009;
Battle Report
"And even friends disagree sometimes, and more trouble had soon begun."- BATTLE REPORT -
The conflicts and tensions between neighbouring combat units has escalated so much that both parties are sending their entire armoury to combat the other.
However, our side has been on the losing end since day one.
We were deprived of proper cooling of weapons, since most of the cool air had been redirected to our enemies.
As a result, the temperatures of our weapons were elevated to above normal operating temperatures, hence the inability to fire off at our enemies.
Besides, the weapons that our enemies used were far higher technological advanced than ours - we have the 3G army, they have 3.5G!
Here’s the weaponry list of both sides:
[4 Donald Duck Platoon]
HXR - H-bomb
eXploding RadiocontaminantsOH^2 - Objective Horizontal
Hoser[4 Eeyore Platoon]
CPK - Crabby Psychopathic Killer
CKC -
Caballine Kinchin Cachalot(LT)^2 - (La-
di-
da Tornado) * (
Labarum Toppler)
CJ - Cleaner Junior
As seen, though ours are greater in prowess individually, we were still out-numbered by our
dear enemies in the end.
"Sorry for poking you in the stomach with our bayonets, dear enemy.""We do not appreciate your antagonistic behaviour which is hurtful and inappropriate and we are coming to inflict bodily harm on your good cells."
- END OF BATTLE REPORT -
"Our happiness was not to be, until our air-con could be fixed."