... and he was holding her. Long slender arms, supporting her pudgy feminist frame. His hazy chestnut brown eyes returned her dreamy gaze, and she was entranced. His warm breath played out on her lips, and she could smell the faintest hint of fresh mint. His eyes slid down the front of her dress, and she was sweating. His finger followed his gaze, following every curve, travelling from bare skin to black silk.He spun her around and caught her around her thick waist, a perfect imitation of Elvis. He opened his mouth and spoke forth: "Shall we eat MOS burger?"
For those who don't really get it, we (Jeffry, Jia Li, Qi En, Tiening, Yao Rong, HER) were at MOS burger when SHE caught sight of some guy sitting beside his gf. SHE took a break from devouring her fries to stare at that guy and when she finally daydreamed enough she told Jia Li about HER dirty little secret. Big mistake. Jia Li trumpeted the news for all and sundry to hear, upon which she... um... 顔が赤くなる (kao ga akaku naru, face became red)。Just when you thought once was bad enough, we goaded her into looking at him again and she did it again.
For those who don't really get the joke, photos:
Up next, a fanfic by your favourite author about the love that transcends gender. Dust cover summary below:
The year is 2008.
Jia Li and Sey Chee are deeply in love with each other, but society had to rend them sunder. But their love will prevail, they thought. Unbeknownst to each other, they both had a sex change.
The year is 2009.
Jia Li and Sey Chee each with a new identity, a new purpose, a new set of organs.
Jia De, searching for a certain Sey Chee to fill the gaping hole in his life left behind when she left.
Liu Yi, searching for a certain Jia Li to fill the gaping hole in his life left behind when she left.
The pair chance upon each other, not recognising each other, but they both felt something. Was it the way (s)he smiled? Was it the way (s)he twirled his hair? Was the red string of fate tied around their little fingers since young?They do not know, but they do know, somewhere deep down inside that their heart went booms.
‘Why’, they thought, ‘I might just have known this person from somewhere. This person that is so very important to me. This person that I must find.’
Together, they walk down the lonely path leading to the love and happiness that should have been.
A true love story, brought to you by the acclaimed writer ninlaobei. Illustrated by ninlaobei’s camera. Coming to you in full novel form after the EOYs. 楽しみに!
中文版 (In full China ftw quality)
今年是2008年。
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今年是2009年。
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作者:你老爸
俗语说得好:“远在天边,近在眼前”。
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